Probably the best school in the world.
It sits directly beneath a giant, green hill shaped exactly like a human nose, with two dark, bat-filled caves for nostrils.
Founding Date: 1824
Founder: Lord Admiral Walratio Russington III
Mascot: Russell the Walrus
Principal: Impatience Nyibbi-Nyibbi
Motto: Nulla progressio sine tumultu (No progress without chaos)
Number of Staff: 75
Number of Students: 150
Famous Alumni
Colin Snebb: Singer
Jessamy Znobb: Lawnmower Racer
Hattie McDermott: Nostril Inspector
Hector Shnassil: Watermelon Hurler
Spongk Hendrix: Sock Collector
Humpfrey Humphries: Moustache Grower
Transparent Edwards: Armadillo Breeder