Lord Admiral Walratio Russington the 3rd is famous for one thing: being the first person to sail across the Atlantic Ocean on a giant cucumber.
As the youngest of 27 boys growing up on a family cucumber farm, Walratio was desperate to impress his parents and his much tougher older brothers.
He worked tirelessly to grow the biggest, most resilient cucumbers while also trying to prove he was the toughest and most adventurous of them all.
By the time he was 12, he had succeeded in growing a new kind of cucumber – a massive, floating variety he called Buoyant Benders.
He began using them for all sorts of adventures, starting with white-water rafting and eventually graduating to full-blown sea voyages.
His ultimate test came when he set off to cross the Atlantic.
His successful, world-famous journey finally earned him the respect he had always craved, and the government appointed him Lord Admiral of the navy.
Finally, his family was impressed.