The MK44 Ceiling Bed is one of the most brilliant (and bizarre) devices invented by Barnaby Goatwaffle.
He was only ten years old when he created it, for one simple reason: his bedroom was such a disaster zone that there was no space on the floor left for a bed. So, he decided to build one on the ceiling instead.
His first attempt was… partially successful. The bed would stick perfectly to the roof, but a few hours into a good night’s sleep, Barnaby would have a sudden, dizzying drop to the floor. The ceiling bed, however, would stay firmly stuck where it was.
After a lot of trial-and-error, he eventually figured out a way to stay in the bed up there, and finally started getting a good night’s sleep. As for how it actually works, the plans are highly classified.