The Snitchenburger Burger is without doubt, the most delicious hamburger in the world. They are made, of course, by Mr Snitchenburger.
The recipe took him many tens of years and
thousands of experiments to perfect.
What’s inside a Snitchenburger Burger?
No idea. It is Top Secret and Mr. Snitchenburger will not share it.
Laboratory tests show that the burgers contain the following ingredients in varying amounts:
Marmite, snake juice, butter, salt, sugar, flour, oil, milk, rice, garlic, celery, tomatoes, spinach, cucumbers, apples, bananas, oranges, chicken, beef, cheese, bread, beans, corn, peas, cabbage, shark, herring, pepper, paprika, cumin, oregano, basil, thyme, rosemary, cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, cloves, turmeric, cayenne, chili, dill, parsley, bay, saffron, coriander, anise, fennel, cardamom, allspice, tarragon, marjoram, brownie, candy, chocolate, jelly, gummy, caramel, fudge, truffle, pastry, potato, ciabatta, lettuce, cheddar, swiss, provolone, tomato, onion, pickles, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, relish, egg, mushrooms, peppers, jalapeños, avocado, guacamole, coleslaw, pineapple, sriracha, hummus, teriyaki, carrot